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An apology

We at State Controlled Media had a big weekend. You may have noticed the lack of posts; mainly that is due to the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor being sequestered doing home improvements (Even the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor has to answer to the wife). More importantly, the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor is a sports fan and he roots for The St. Louis Cardinals, The Detroit Tigers, The Kansas City Chiefs, The University of Michigan, and the Jefferson City Jays. If you don't follow sports (You should start) we will spare you the details, if you are a sports fan you would know most of what happened. Most don't know but the JC JAYS ended a 12 year drought loosing to the Rockhurst Hawklets! So, we at the state controlled media have dictated a sports holiday no matter what teams you root for or if you have no sports allegiance feel free to support the official teams of State Controlled Media! Tattoos are encouraged!

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Dealing with a bad Idea

We at State Controlled Media have learned of a disturbing trend. Adult Footy pajamas. This is full body suit pajamas that cover everything from the neck to the feet. We cannot condemn this enough. There is no way that the male dominated State Controlled Media would want women to utilize sleepwear that covers their entire body and requires intricate preparation in the event you want to remove them. A warning to all men; if she puts them on, they ain't coming off. Look at this image

Once she has this fleece monstrosity on she is not in the party mood. Also, no trap door!

We have decided in the interests of our followers having to do too many loads of wash (The State Controlled Media is environmentally conscious you know) and saving marriages throughout the land we have offered an alternative. We know these will be popular with the ladies so men you have to get in front of this by getting her these:

Escape hatch included for easy egress or ingress! Watch for the SCM Store to purchase!

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Evil Corporations

 

Finally Something SCM can get behind! Down with the Vile Evil Corporations (who have refused to sponsor us or offer us a job)