Moving and shaking

We at State Controlled Media are very happy to announce that we experienced record traffic to the blog. It is thanks to you, the followers and contributing editors. It is impossible for State Controlled Media to permeate all of society without your help and support, and dirty pictures. Seems We didn't hit our record traffic until the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor  made the decision to put half naked people on the blog. Apparently you people are enticed by good looking people sans apparel. In many other arenas this would be a cause of concern, but not at State Controlled Media. We say...welcome home. You have found a place you belong. For this is not just a place for wholesome family entertainment but also a have for you, the sick and demented. We kind of have to be...after all State Controlled Media is of everyone. So, in honor of all you...Thanks, for being the sick and twisted group that you are.   

Normal Broadcasts to Resume Shortly

Thank you for your understanding...

SCM Endorsement !

We at State Controlled Media love celebrity endorsements. We recognize that you cannot build a following of the people unless someone famous tells the people to do it. So we figured what a better spokes person than a fictitious character? They will say whatever we want, so our first endorsement is brought to you via a vampire named Eric Northman (in the spirit of supernatural awareness month). This is also filling a request of a contributing editor as well as a venial attempt at pleasing Mrs.Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor. So, you have been told what to do...

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SCM LOVE part 2

We at State Controlled Media were less enthused about this tattoo than our previous submission but our female contributing editors thought it was a good idea...whatever.

SCM LOVE!

Tattoos Encouraged!

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From the Onion

"Steve Jobs, the visionary co-founder of Apple Computers -- and the only American in the country who had any clue what he was doing -- died Wednesday at the age of 56."

Well said...

Another Reason Dogs are Better Than Cats...

Dogs Love Bubble Baths!

Supernatural Awareness Month: Hellhounds

We at state controlled Media have discussed this topic with contributing editors and we have drawn a conclusion. Many of our followers have no idea what a hell hound is so here is the classical definition:

A hellhound is a supernatural dog, found in folklore. A wide variety of ominous or hellish supernatural dogs occur in mythologies around the world, similar to the ubiquitous dragon. Features that have been attributed to hellhounds include black fur, glowing red or sometimes glowing yellow eyes, super strength or speed, ghostly or phantom characteristics, foul odor, and sometimes even the ability to talk.
Legend says that if someone is to stare into its eyes three times or more, the person will definitely die. In cultures that associate the afterlife with fire, hellhounds may have fire-based abilities and appearance. They are often assigned to guard the entrances to the world of the dead, such as graveyards and burial grounds, or undertake other duties related to the afterlife or the supernatural, such as hunting lost souls or guarding a supernatural treasure. In European legends, seeing a hellhound or hearing it howl may be either an omen of death or even a cause of death.

That is the legend. We are here to tell you that Hellhounds are indeed real. They have been known to cause madness in those they have close contact with. After exposure to hell hounds some people have flown into psychotic even murderous rages. We can assure you that hellhounds are lurking everywhere tormenting people and causing distress wherever they go. You may be affected and not even know it. You may yell at the wife and snap at the kids and have no idea that you mind is being twisted by a hell hound in the vicinity.
The hellhound that plagues the State Controlled Media headquarters neighborhood is the miniature pinscher that resides catty-corner from our compounds back yard. This particular Zwergpinscher yaps nonstop whenever the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor is in the yard. We speculate that the owners of said Min-Pin are evil apparitions with no soul. Mrs. Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor was so offended that she went to confront them and though we knew there was a presence in the house no one would come to the door. Such as it is with evil spirits.
So be on the lookout. Unlike the legend hellhounds are diminutive, innocuous looking creatures. Some even call them cute. They suck unsuspecting people in and they bring the hellhounds into their home where they take over and then run amok over a whole neighborhood. Beware! BEWARE!
Oh, in the interests of being beneficial here is a link describing what to look for in hellhounds:
Hellhound Info

Shameless Propaganda Plug

Propaganda

An apology

We at State Controlled Media had a big weekend. You may have noticed the lack of posts; mainly that is due to the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor being sequestered doing home improvements (Even the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor has to answer to the wife). More importantly, the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor is a sports fan and he roots for The St. Louis Cardinals, The Detroit Tigers, The Kansas City Chiefs, The University of Michigan, and the Jefferson City Jays. If you don't follow sports (You should start) we will spare you the details, if you are a sports fan you would know most of what happened. Most don't know but the JC JAYS ended a 12 year drought loosing to the Rockhurst Hawklets! So, we at the state controlled media have dictated a sports holiday no matter what teams you root for or if you have no sports allegiance feel free to support the official teams of State Controlled Media! Tattoos are encouraged!

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Dealing with a bad Idea

We at State Controlled Media have learned of a disturbing trend. Adult Footy pajamas. This is full body suit pajamas that cover everything from the neck to the feet. We cannot condemn this enough. There is no way that the male dominated State Controlled Media would want women to utilize sleepwear that covers their entire body and requires intricate preparation in the event you want to remove them. A warning to all men; if she puts them on, they ain't coming off. Look at this image

Once she has this fleece monstrosity on she is not in the party mood. Also, no trap door!

We have decided in the interests of our followers having to do too many loads of wash (The State Controlled Media is environmentally conscious you know) and saving marriages throughout the land we have offered an alternative. We know these will be popular with the ladies so men you have to get in front of this by getting her these:

Escape hatch included for easy egress or ingress! Watch for the SCM Store to purchase!

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Evil Corporations

 

Finally Something SCM can get behind! Down with the Vile Evil Corporations (who have refused to sponsor us or offer us a job)