MRS. Perpetual Supreme Benevolent loves small furry creatures. She has such a soft spot for them that when spring break was upon us she volunteered to look after the classroom bunny of PSBE daughter #2. It seems like a fine thing, review the picture above...what could be wrong with that? All was going well, minus the noise, smell and mess. One night while the PSBE was doing his nightly chores (these are activities that the PSBE does before he goes to bed, generally after midnight, consisting of putting PSBE dog in her official State Controlled Media Crate, repositioning PSBE children, adjusting SCM headquarters temperature if needed/possible)
Little did the PSBE know that on this night evil was afoot. He nonchalantly went to put the PSBE dog in her assigned place. The seemingly sweet and innocent bunny was clam and quiet directly behind him but There was something the PSBE didn't know until the last second, what bunnies really look like...
The PSBE caught a glimpse of the true nature of the Lagomorpha...
The Bunny then moved faster than light away from the PSBE and caused a small nuclear explosion sending bunny shrapnel (POOP) in the air and causing the PSBE heart to skip at least two beats.
So be ware...bunnies are not your friends