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Another Reason Dogs are Better Than Cats...

Dogs Don't think they are better than us...

Telling you what to eat…

Deep fried Biscuits. This is so easy, just open a can of biscuits and drop them in hot oil. Flip once after 2-3 minutes then pull them out after another 2-3 minutes. We at State Controlled Media never stop with just that; no sir. Now, you can add all kinds of stuff to the center of the dough before you drop the in oil. For instance; Cheese and bacon, pepperoni and cheese, cream cheese (regular or flavored), Nutella (possibly the greatest food stuff on earth) as well as a many other assorted meats. You can just about put anything in there just be sure to pinch the edges hard to make sure it doesn’t fall out. An additional touch; if you put cinnamon and sugar on the inside you could always put a light glaze on them fresh out of the fryer…talk about good. Remember; if it ain’t bad for you it ain’t good!

P.S. We almost forgot! Put and Oreo Cookie in a biscuit and fry it then roll in powdered sugar you won't be sorry!!!

Behind The Scenes...

Many of you have inquired (Not really but we know you want to know) about how this blog is put together and the dedicated staff and contributing editors who work on it. So we at State Controlled Media have decided to give you a look behind the scenes. Here you go:

As always the contributing editor will remain nameless. The Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor Just hopes no one will recognize him

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State Controlled Media TIP

My prowess as a ladies man is legion in Washington and I get asked all the time:
"So Tip, how do you become an incredible lover that no one can leave or resist?"
Easy to answer, don't waste your time on silly self help books and Internet how toos. I spell it out to you in just a few easy steps.

1. Have lots of money, and don't be afraid to spend it.
2. Become very powerful.
3. Get rid of your conscious.

Follow these simple guidelines and you will be a successful ladies man.

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Supernatural Awareness Month: The Phantom Myth

So far we have covered the general premise, vampires and hellhounds. Now we tackle the ever popular Ghosts. We at State Controlled Media will believe just about anything you tell us, but we don’t believe in ghosts. Oh, we like everyone else have spun the proverbial parable around the old encampment conflagration, but that doesn’t mean we think they were true. Contrary to all the TV shows, pictures, documentaries, audio recordings and personal accounts we just know they are fake. To prove our point, we have never seen anything that was not there. We know of no one who has seen something that was not there. If you saw something that was there then how do you know it was a ghost and wasn’t really there? Also, how do you defend yourself against nothing? Nothing is an eventuality for everyone, so  how do you come back from that? Besides who are we to determine if there are ghosts anyway. Because we exist and have form then how can we be subjective on the possibility of not being? So, if we are then we are gone our existence is negated into a void and if we are negated then we cannot be.

Plus, ghosts scare us. Like we said you can’t defend against them or do anything to prevent them. There could be one behind you right now reading over your shoulder…

The scariest movie ever about ghosts? Ghost with Patrick Swayze.How he was always creeping around, watching people…touching them. Creeeeepy! He was trying to have sex with Demi Moore! To top it off he brings Whoopi Goldberg around...seriously! If that doesn’t frighten you I don’t know what does.

So it is safest to just not believe in ghosts. Unless you want Whoopi coming around.

Having said that there is a dissenting opinion at State Controlled Media that ghosts are indeed real. Here is what you need to do. Never turn off the lights, remove all objects that can be thrown, hurled pushed or otherwise molested in a mischievous fashion. No TV's in the house. Never get undressed (that means no showers, no sex and no changing clothes for seemingly no reason.) No small children,  and no ouija boards

And when you get fatigued and have to lay down follow this chart to be safe:

You can also follow tipsHERE.

If all else fails you know who to CALL.

Telling you what to eat...

Alfredo sauce. It has many applications, it can be served over noodles, with chicken, as a filler; your imagination is the limit. The easiest way is a pre-made jar, but that is almost healthy and we at State controlled Media would never sanction such a thing. We love the so bad it is good food! Like Deep fried spinach leaves, and bologna fried in butter. So in honor of all things naughty here is what you do.

Melt a block (or bag) of real Parmesan cheese with 2-4 sticks of real butter and a pint of heavy cream. Now season to taste. You can use fresh or powdered ingredients, we prefer powdered as it maintains the smooth texture. Powdered: garlic, onion and white pepper.

Eat and enjoy...and RIP

Another Reason Dogs are Better Than Cats...

Dogs DO NOT associate with withches!

She's comming....

And she has something important to say.

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There is a joke here, we promise. Just be glad you don't get it.

Back to the farm

We at State Controlled Media took a trip to the country over the weekend. We were allowed the chance for our children to saddle and exploit the free will of gentile unassuming beasts of burden.  And like all good children of the State Controlled Media they took to it like champs! We could not have been more excited for them. It is a lesson we all have to learn early... how to straddle and impose your will on another (then have a nice snack while a mean-ass rooster chases you around). It got us thinking, what better place for a child to learn the harsh realities of life than a farm. Everything is utilized and little is sacred. There is little on a farm that has no purpose and the things that become obsolete are often just discarded where they lay and left to rot away and go back to the earth from whence it came. So, a special thanks goes out to the contributing editors who made it possible. We would encourage all of you if you have the chance to go to a farm or ranch; take it. You will not be disappointed. A little scared or disgusted maybe, but not disappointed. There are lessons to be learned in the natural world.

Special alert!

We at State Controlled media have learned that two of your contributing editors have been sequestered and are unlikely to produce anything of value to the blog for the next week (there are some that would question if they ever produce anything of value anyway). They managed to sneak a message to the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor telling of their dire situation...and one small request. So in honor of our captive hostages (to some guy named Max???) we are fulfilling the request (though we don't know why). Here it isYou have our permission to look away...

Stuff we should like

The stuff we like and you should too page is now up and running. When you have a minute look through the pages we steal from  that inspire us. 

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