And Now-A Random Thought From Editor #4...

From the Desk of the PSBE-This Will Quack You UP...

SCI-FI STORY UPDATED...

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Your Binary Inspiration

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Another Reason Dogs are Better Than cats

Thank you to the Contributing Ediitor who sent this in...

Doggie Diary Entry:

• 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
• 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
• 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
• 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
• 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
• 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
• 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
• 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
• 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
• 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
• 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Cat Diary Entry:
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow --but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously stupid.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now . . .

A Message from Daughter PSBE...

 

Wife Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor was explaining to Daughter Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor about responsibility and how each of us is often faced with tasks that we find less than desirable. Her point is we all have to do things we have to do every day even if we don't like it.

Daughter PSBE had this to say in response: "Like homeless people, they have to eat out of the trash everyday and I am sure they don't like it."

Food for thought people, food for thought.

Great Moments in SPORTS History...

From The SCM Archives...

Your Binary Truism

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SCM Plan for Sucsess...

Another True Story...

Daughter PSBE declared her interest in ice skating. After her first few incursions into the rink she asked the PSBE if he would go skating with her. The PSBE thought about it, it had been 29 years since he had been on the ice so he thought “this is a good idea”.

So The PSBE donned skates for the first time since pre-school.  At first everything went well. He was doing better than Daughter PSBE (That’s right we are bragging about skating better than a 6 year old). The crowd largely seemed to ignore him and with the waving of his arms they made an effort to stay away. Then the PSBE came to a part of the ice where a girl was spinning none stop. She spinned so much the he was getting nauseous just watching her. Also here was a boy who wold get to full speed and either slam into the boards or lay out on the ice in a catastrophic way. It would not slow him down and he would be back up in a blink of an eye. In fact the only person he didn’t hit was the spinning girl.

Minding his own business (and thumbing his nose at gravity {See the SCM rules of life}) the PSBE started around the spinning girl.  Just when he thought he was clear the boy who feared no pain came from behind:

 As the PSBE was watching his skates go toward the ceiling he thought “this is going to hurt”.

And it did..what hurt more was the spinning girl slowed enough to laugh at the PSBE on his but. The laugh caught the attention of almost the whole rink.

The PSBE Rose to his feet as if he were resurrected and chase to two offenders down and smited them…

NO he didn’t he sulked off the ice rubbing his behind.


***UPDATE*** It has been sugjested and we agree that "this is a good idea" be added to the potential famous last words of the PSBE.

SCM Endorsemnent

THOR!