SHOP SCM Seriously...

Click HERE to go to the new SCM store. It has few items but it will expand. Or you can always get there by going to SHOP SCM!

SHOP

Like it? You can buy one HERE or design your own.

Ask The Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor…

We at State Controlled Media have been very interested in doing some interviews of well known people. So far no one has been brave enough to accept our offer. So itching to do an interview we decided to interview the most interesting person we know, the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor. We felt this is such a good idea that we want to milk it for all its worth make it last for your enjoyment. So we will ask the PSBE one question at a time for as long as it takes for someone else to agree to be interviewed. First we did some background work on the types of questions you people care about. So our first question to the PSBE is this:

SCM: “What do you think of Twilight?”

PSBE: “Ahh…twilight. It is that wonderful time when the world is neither light nor dark before dawn and dusk. The dawn where the world is full of infinite possibilities and at dusk when the struggles of the day can be put to rest and life can ease into a peaceful slumber. The cascade of colors and light can entice even the most disillusioned and spark the imagination beyond…

SCM: “Um…PSBE…that is not the twilight we are talking about. We meant this:

PSBE: “Oh…I see. Yes well the ladies seem to like it.”

So there you have the first of a series of questions to the PSBE. Check back often for more riveting responses from our fearless leader. 

SCM Invades a New Medium...

 

State Controlled Media Now on KINDLE!

A Special Binary for...

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You know who you are...

SCi Fi Story Update...

HECK parts 11, 12, 13, and 14 are up. Click HERE or select the Sci Fi story link on the tool bar.

Which Among You...

Are you a SCM follower? Is your neighbor? Is your Mom? State controlled media is a secret to good not to share but you all seem to be doing a bang up job. I know, conspiracies are usually not talked about but this is one where it is encouraged. If you want to be one of the most intelligent, creative, sophisticated, intuitive, magnificent people in the world all you have to do is hit the Join this site button on the toolbar to the right. Its easy, we know you want to do it. Stand up and be counted as a proud member of State Controlled Media.

What we found out...

So The Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor took his children and Mrs. PSBE to eat at a fine dining establishment. We thought it was a fine dinning establishment…until we saw this:

Now this may look like a simple critter to you but to us it looks like an attempt to subvert our authority. This may be an underground effort to turn all of our kids into Nazis!

 Then the PSBE had a thought; maybe he should start a website like Accidental Penises. We told him that Accidental Nazis is probably not a real funny idea.

Regardless, we won't let Nazis ruin our dinner...they offer a kids meal Teusday through Thursday for $1.49!

Your New Year Binary

We know the picture is a year late, sue us...

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From the PSBE...

News Report...

Great news! The State Controlled Media Compound has officially broken ground! Construction will begin this spring and soon the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor will have a quiet retreat to focus on plans For World Domination a better site. This is good news for you our followers. The bad news is that between getting the compound ready and the planed escapes to said compound, the content flow will be interrupted. We will try and compensate for this as much as possible. But it is inevitable that the site will be neglected for days at a time during the warmer months. We will give update on our progress but not the location. In the mean time hear are a few thoughts from contributing editors.

-Mom's boobs are warm.

-Its a poop but not a giant one.

-Bring on your super potato power!

The PSBE was corresponding with a contributing editor in Egypt yesterday. He reminded us that not everywhere is as peaceful and calm as SCM headquarters. We wish him well and he wanted to express his wish that the world could live in peace. If we can achieve nothing else this year we hope to bring a laugh to those who need it a a nice diversion if only for a minute or two. We are also getting some more well known authors (who will remain anonymous) willing to be exploited contribute to the site. Many feelers have been sent out and negotiations are under way in a few instances (some want money and our response was “don't we all”).

Dawn of A new State Controlled Media Year...

Welcome Followers to a New Year. 2011 will be marked  in history as the birth year of SCM. Though it has always been there in all of us, teeming beneath the surface, 2011 was when it took shape and was given a name by the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor. We have done more in the last three months than we thought possible. We have over 3,000 hits to the site and been viewed around the world. Though we may have stolen  borrowed content, most of what we put up is original and that is with your help. We could not keep coming up with new content without your help. Thank you for your help in 2011. 

Together we can work for COMPLETE WORLD DOMINANCE a better site in 2012!