One of the hardest things to do when you are blogging is coming
up with Ideas to blog about. Its not as hard if you are genre specific, like a
movie blog, cat blog or porn. Even then fresh ideas on the same topic can be
taxing. If you like to do a variety of things because you grow tired of
everything very fast then you have to figure out a topic and have to make it
interesting to boot. Then I found the
post 101 blog post ideas, and I thought ‘great they all suck’...but wait…I have
an idea. Every week (Friday or whenever I feel like it or remember to hit the
post button [Another aside: sorry to all the post I wrote over the last 2 years
and never pressed the button and now they are dated and or irrelevant. {Can
anyone offer a suggestion on how to dig yourself out of so many asides?}]). So,
I won’t be doing all of them for various reasons, mostly it would be too much
work. Or, it would cost money; we are not giving you people anything.
First up then: Make a comprehensive guide/tutorial
OK
We can do this
What to do when you need to change toilet paper roll.
Section one triage:
- Determine if there is a spare roll with you (if yes skip to section 2)
- If no, evaluate the type of evacuation that had taken place an potential cleanup ramifications; i.e. self, clothes, carpet
- If no role and clean-up is an issue you can shower or use clothes to wipe and discard immediately.
- Alternatively yell for help if available
Section two; application of new roll:
- Remove remnants of last roll
- Put new roll on dispenser so that the tissue is feed over the top (there is on ly one correct way to do this, see reference photo bellow)
- Alternatively place roll on sink, wait for someone else to put on dispenser
- Enjoy the aesthetics of a properly affixed toilet tissue roll.
The original patent shows the only correct way to do this.
