Birth Control is 100% Effective. There has never been a recorded incident of failure.
(Note: Random facts may or may not be actual facts. It is entirely possible that the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor just made it up...)
Saturday, March 10, 2012
Tell us what you think...
AT the bottom of the page is a poll. We are asking you to take a second a select a topic you would be interested in for future posts.
The PSBE and his Scooter...
As you may or may not know the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor has a Yamaha T max. This a scooter; a type of scooter referred to as a "maxi Scooter". There has been a lot of debate on the "coolness" factor of riding a super scoot. So we at State Controlled Media decide that since the PSBE learns visually we would make a simple picture for him to illustrate our thinking:
So there you have it. I think it explains it rather
well. It doesn't help when he wants to wear leathers while riding, which it would not be so bad in itself but the leathers he wants to wear are these:
Somebody Stop him!
Thursday, March 8, 2012
Welcome to SCM Shakira...
As you may know, we at State Controlled Media track what countries our website is being viewed in. (It has been brought to our attention that the Big Scary Editor it freaky insane about privacy and uses an IP scrambler to mask where he is viewing the internet. We think that this more about getting free TV than anything else). Recently, a view from the country of Columbia registered on the stats page. To the PSBE this meant only one thing…Shakira was looking at the blog. We tried to explain that Columbia is a country of 46 million and the likelihood of Shakira being the one person who was looking was highly unlikely; but we could tell we had already lost him. He had a dreamy look in his eyes and you could almost see a thought bubble above his head with this image:
So, welcome to SCM Shakira!
Also welcome Tawny Kitaen who began following the PSBE on Twitter. She has since stopped that is why no picture for her…
Random Facts, Beatles Edition...
Paul McCarteny died in 1966 and was replaced by an imposter.
(Note: Random facts may or may not be actual facts. It is entirely possible that the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor just made it up...)
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
State Controlled Media-Rush Limbaugh-Propaganda Archive
The Propaganda Archive has been updated-CLICK HERE, or you can select it from the toolbar.
(note from PSBE: This post is in no way affiliated with Rush Limbaugh or endorses any of Rush Limbaugh's rants. Although $3,500 buys a lot of birth control, just saying)
(note from PSBE: This post is in no way affiliated with Rush Limbaugh or endorses any of Rush Limbaugh's rants. Although $3,500 buys a lot of birth control, just saying)
Your Opinionated Binary...
Monday, March 5, 2012
Random Fact...
If You are already sick you don't have to worry about expiration dates on food!
(Note: Random facts may or may not be actual facts. It is entirely possible that the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor just made it up...)
Sci Fi Story Updated...remember its FREE
HECK parts 30-35 are up. Read it HERE or select it on the tool bar. Happy reading!
From The Desk of The Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor...
February went out like a whimper. So far it was the worst month for traffic on the blog. Partly to blame is the Big Scary Editor who kept the PSBE so busy he could not think straight. Another part is your fault for not obsessively checking the blog every minute of every day for new content. Lastly the State Controlled Media Virus takes up the rest of the blame. Let's introduce you:
Here is looking forward to March and better health!
Here is looking forward to March and better health!
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