In Honor of Zombie Awareness Month we at State Controlled Media Decided you should also take time to reflect on Mummies. It is true we do not consider them zombies by any definition but this seems like a good time to review...
Repost from Paranormal Awarness month
Repost from Paranormal Awarness month
You
don't see mummies much anymore so there is no real reason to give you
tips to survive a mummy attack. Even in the mummy heyday the best you
would get is one at a time. Now days of the zombie apocalypse this
doesn't seem like a real threat. So we at State Controlled Media decided
to help get things straight and throw out some mummy love. Lets start
the expose with a question posed form a contributing editor:
“Aren't mummies just glorified Zombies?'
Our
answer? Hell no. First it is recognized that zombies are caused by
disease or experaments from man that have gone wrong. Mummies are
enchanted. Zombies are instinctive and only attack to eat; they have no
other function. Mummies are driven by rage and revenge. Mummies can
retain the abilities and skills of their life. They are ass kicking
machines. They seem to be impervious to bullets and other projectiles.
Some even have dis played magical abilities.
“Aren't mummies just zombies with band-aids?”
No,
“Aren't mummies crunchy and nasty?”
NO.
“don't mummies light up like torch when you put a match to them?”
NOOOOO....well yeah...but...we don't want to talk about that.
So next time you are out show some mummy love!
If you missed it check out Part 1, Part 2: vampires, Part 3: Hellhounds, and Part 4The Phantom Myth
Mummy Fact:Police enter home after complaints of foul odor. After eight cats were removed from the filthy house they found the source of the smell: a mummified 96 year-old woman fused to a bed
Mummy Fact:Police enter home after complaints of foul odor. After eight cats were removed from the filthy house they found the source of the smell: a mummified 96 year-old woman fused to a bed
