Saturday, March 17, 2012

Another True Story...The Bunny Incident


MRS. Perpetual Supreme Benevolent loves small furry creatures. She has such a soft spot for them that when spring break was upon us she volunteered to look after the classroom bunny of PSBE daughter #2. It seems like a fine thing, review the picture above...what could be wrong with that? All was going well, minus the noise, smell and mess. One night while the PSBE was doing his nightly chores (these are activities that the PSBE does before he goes to bed, generally after midnight, consisting of putting PSBE dog in her official State Controlled Media Crate, repositioning PSBE children, adjusting SCM headquarters temperature if needed/possible)


Little did the PSBE know that on this night evil was afoot. He nonchalantly went to put the PSBE dog in her assigned place. The seemingly sweet and innocent bunny was clam and quiet directly behind him but There was something the PSBE didn't know until the last second, what bunnies really look like...

 The PSBE caught a glimpse of the true nature of the Lagomorpha...
 The Bunny then moved faster than light away from the PSBE and caused a small nuclear explosion sending bunny shrapnel (POOP) in the air and causing the PSBE heart to skip at least two beats.
So be ware...bunnies are not your friends

Monday, March 12, 2012

Anti-Joke with the PSBE...

Another Random Fact/Great Moment in History...





There have been nasty Rumors that the Moon Landing was faked. Well As we posted before (see above image) we know for a fact it we real.


Special Addition by SCM Conspiricy Editor:
Yeah! Totally Real...

(Note: Random facts may or may not be actual facts. It is entirely possible that the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor just made it up...)

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Sci Fi Story Updated...

HECK, parts 36 through 43 are up. Click HERE to gain access or select SCI FI Story on the tool bar. Read and Enjoy.