Thursday, October 4, 2012
We are not sure if we agree with this Binary...
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Supernatural Awareness Month…
The Mole People:
The Mole people are humanoid mutants who live deep underground. They stand in the Six foot range or taller and have long, thick claws.
The Mole People can burrow through the earth with surprising speed and are capable of easily dispatching a man who is caught unaware.
They often travel in packs and attack in the same manner.
WE at State Controlled Media did an informal survey (we asked a few people we know), do you know about the Mole People? When pressed for details most confessed they did not, some gave us information we found disturbing…more on that later; it is related.
We first learned of the mole people by watching this documentary:
It was hosted by Dr. Francis Condie Baxter of University of Southern California (USC).
He is a graduate of Cambridge University and is an expert on inner Earth theories. Like most documentaries it was boring and there was not enough death. But it did give us our first in-depth look at Mole People.
The evil, hideous, killing machines were…enslaved by humans…to HUNT…mushrooms??? Yes, once again human beings are proved to be the real monsters.
So instead of fearing the Mole People we should start a campaign to preserve there natural habitat. And unlike “saving the whales” and “saving the flys” Mole People are peopleish so it should be easy to drum up support!
Finally, there seems to be a subset of people who live underground in large cities who have formed there own communities and the residents of those cities call them mole people:
Humans underground doing whatever humans do frightens us more than we care to admit. We have seen enough movies to know what kind of evil twisted characters you find underground:
The Mole people are humanoid mutants who live deep underground. They stand in the Six foot range or taller and have long, thick claws.
The Mole People can burrow through the earth with surprising speed and are capable of easily dispatching a man who is caught unaware.
They often travel in packs and attack in the same manner.
WE at State Controlled Media did an informal survey (we asked a few people we know), do you know about the Mole People? When pressed for details most confessed they did not, some gave us information we found disturbing…more on that later; it is related.
We first learned of the mole people by watching this documentary:
It was hosted by Dr. Francis Condie Baxter of University of Southern California (USC).
He is a graduate of Cambridge University and is an expert on inner Earth theories. Like most documentaries it was boring and there was not enough death. But it did give us our first in-depth look at Mole People.
The evil, hideous, killing machines were…enslaved by humans…to HUNT…mushrooms??? Yes, once again human beings are proved to be the real monsters.
So instead of fearing the Mole People we should start a campaign to preserve there natural habitat. And unlike “saving the whales” and “saving the flys” Mole People are peopleish so it should be easy to drum up support!
Finally, there seems to be a subset of people who live underground in large cities who have formed there own communities and the residents of those cities call them mole people:
Humans underground doing whatever humans do frightens us more than we care to admit. We have seen enough movies to know what kind of evil twisted characters you find underground:
One last thing so called mole people:
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
And Then There Is This Guy....
We were on one of the many sojourns this summer that kept the State Controlled Laptop at home and kept us from posting. While driving home from our destination, we can get a little bored. Same cars over and over, old building trees and bad signs. BOOOOOOORRRRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG. And then we happened upon THIS GUY.
At first all we noticed was a boat on the highway, nothing unusual; people tow boats all the time then we saw what was doing the towing, a 1968 Plymouth Belvedere:
(Note: It didn't look this nice-lots more rust, and smoke)
Possibly one of the worst cars in history as for as MPG. Pulling a boat. We know a lot of you may not understand a lot about automotives; so lets just say towing anything causes you to use more gas. He wasn’t towing this:
He wasn’t towing this:
He was towing this:
We couldn’t wait to see who was driving this set up. We had to speed to get close to the driver because we knew it would not be long before he had to stop for gas. And then there he was; wearing a Hawaiian shirt, aviator sunglasses smoking a big ass Cigar:
All we could think was that dude might as well have a bumper sticker that says FU ENVIRONMENT.
Well Played sir, well played.
At first all we noticed was a boat on the highway, nothing unusual; people tow boats all the time then we saw what was doing the towing, a 1968 Plymouth Belvedere:
Possibly one of the worst cars in history as for as MPG. Pulling a boat. We know a lot of you may not understand a lot about automotives; so lets just say towing anything causes you to use more gas. He wasn’t towing this:
He wasn’t towing this:
He was towing this:
We couldn’t wait to see who was driving this set up. We had to speed to get close to the driver because we knew it would not be long before he had to stop for gas. And then there he was; wearing a Hawaiian shirt, aviator sunglasses smoking a big ass Cigar:
All we could think was that dude might as well have a bumper sticker that says FU ENVIRONMENT.
Well Played sir, well played.
Tuesday, October 2, 2012
Destination Awesome Updated...
Some have been missing out on Destination Awesome! The claim they cannot find it on the blog. So we at State Controlled Media have come up with a simple guide for you to be able to get to Destination Awesome. See Bellow:
One year in the books…
Our one year anniversary has passed without a single note from anyone…just like we like it. State controlled media has been read in 36 countries (we counted territories and principalities) and by hundreds of different people (yeah, no matter how we tried to jazz that up it sounds lame). The perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor has planned some changes for the site in the near future. Some made a comment that we would not make it a year (they were thinking how lazy we are since this doesn’t cost us anything) but we are committed to the long haul. We want to make this site better everyday but the real world gets in the way ( you know: wife, kids, video games and sports). That is why the changes are coming. We have focused so long on one aspect of our combined personalities that we are missing out on so much.
Our ultimate goal is
So here is to one year in the books! Thanks to all of our
UPDATE: It has been suggested that we should have posted more. Well we had exactly 364 posts last year. we posted plenty. Sure there were lean times but there were times-o-plenty as well. Is it our fault you people cannot ration?
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