So The Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor took his children and Mrs. PSBE to eat at a fine dining establishment. We thought it was a fine dinning establishment…until we saw this:
Now this may look like a simple critter to you but to us it looks like an attempt to subvert our authority. This may be an underground effort to turn all of our kids into Nazis!
Then the PSBE had a thought; maybe he should start a website like Accidental Penises. We told him that Accidental Nazis is probably not a real funny idea.
Regardless, we won't let Nazis ruin our dinner...they offer a kids meal Teusday through Thursday for $1.49!