Destination Awesome....

Destination Awesome (its in the side bar) has been updated! Click and enjoy the awesomenicity...

Well the votes are in...

We were testing the theory that the tittle of a post means more than the content. Well our contributing editors were correct. the post Hot Naked Chicks and Hot Naked Men is officially our most popular post to date. And it is probably the least interesting. This says more about how unimaginative we are with our blog titles than it does about the people who clicked the link. We would like to apologize to everyone who clicked the link looking for something awesome that only the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor could come up with and was treated to an experiment. In the future we promise to come up with an awesome post about naked people. Until then enjoy the Vision Test.

And here is a picture of an Angry Bunny:

 

Happy Friday the 13th...

We were Wondering...

We at State Controlled Media are in awe of the classic Hollywood beauties who refuse to alter their looks in a vain attempt to stay young. One of those always gets a lot of exposure (we are not just saying that as she has appeared nude in films spanning 6 decades) Dame Helen Mirren. A more overlooked lady is Susan Sarandon. So we were wondering what she would look like in ten years. Our crack special effects staff worked up a graphic to show you. On the left is what Susan looks like today at age 65, on the right she has been aged ten years (approximately age 75).

 Amazing, though she is a bit rougher and more haggard she still would look amazing for a 75 year old.

Adventures with the PSBE...

The Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor spent the last several days in St. Louis Missouri. This was a break in his quest to dominate the world entertain and inform with the blog. There were several amazing fascinating interesting things that happened while he was there. This marks the beginning of a series of post about said experiences. So let us begin:

The Awesome shower that could have been

One of the things that the PSBE enjoys about traveling is the hot showers. Most hotels (Not the roadside shit hole in Chattanooga TN where the pool water was mostly urine) have an endless supply of hot water. And we mean scalding hot water. The PSBE likes to step out of the shower and have his skin red and steaming. It is the only way to remove the filth that is in the room.

This hotel was no exception. The only problem was the shower head only came up to mid chest. So for the PSBE to get the beloved hot water spray on his head he either had to kneel or do this:

So fair warning to all SCM followers who stay at the same hotel.
　

SCM Public Service Aleart....

While searching for awsomeness for Destination Awsome (see the side bar) we ran across this artcle:


http://www.engadget.com/2012/03/28/left-handed-razer-naga/ This got us thinking about the following:

People all over the world have made a concerted effort to eliminate discrimination. No longer is it acceptable to judge a person on the color or race or nationality (you can still judge people though, so don’t get to worked up). Even the most frightening, possibly the spawn of Satan, people to ever walk the Earth (gingers) have support and anti-discrimination groups. In a world where it is not ok to mock and torment gingers, fat people, and latex lovers; we at State Controlled Media say “Hold up a second!”

We believe that there is one group that need extra scrutiny and ridicule (no, not French-Canadians), we are talking about southpaws. Left-handed people or people who have sinistrality are a great concern. The term to describe left-handed people (sinistrality) comes from the word sinister which means evil and bad but also comes from Latin meaning left side! In ancient times they believed that the left-handedness was the sign of the devil.

These people have special products and items geared for them, like watches, guitars, saws, guns and zippers. They make up less than 10% of the population and yet who among you has had to suffer the indignity of trying to use and every day item, like a can opener, and it was made for a lefty? How can such a small population of people garner such attention from greedy capitalists, they are in control. Look at the last several US Presidents. Obama, Clinton, GHW Bush, Regan and Ford. The only anomalies were Carter and W (who wants to claim them, right?) McCain, Perot and Dole were all also Left handers.

And they are so smug with their t-shirts, coffee mugs, and bumper stickers bragging about how great they are.

Through our careful and thorough research (we Goolged it) we found a code for lefties worldwide domination Wish we would have thought of that.

Want proof of the elietes attitude? In his book Right-Hand, Left-Hand,^[29] Chris McManus of University College London argues that the proportion of left-handers is increasing and left-handed people as a group have historically produced an above-average quota of high achievers. He says that left-handers' brains are structured differently in a way that increases their range of abilities, and the genes that determine left-handedness also govern development of the language centers of the brain.

And..and they have a secret hand shake that can only be done with the left hand.

All we are saying is BEWARE OF THE SOUTHPAWS!

 If we had our way they would have to wear this:

Another Random Fact...

Theodor Geisel is possibly the worlds most renowned pornographer. Here is an example of his work:

So, why is Theodor Geisel renowned? He went by the pen-name of DR Seuss. Click on the picture if you don't believe us.It has been said that he told people he was a Doctor of gynecology

(Note: Random facts may or may not be actual facts. It is entirely possible that the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor just made it up...)