A guide for you...

Many of you have asked us for guidance on everyday conundrums. WE at State controlled Media are more than happy to tell you how to live your lives to our standards assist. So we dug out the State Controlled Media Guide to life the universe and everything. We are offering it up to anyone who wants to read it. Hopefully, after reading it you will fall completely under our control and do our bidding and obey the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor's word as you would the word of God feel better prepared  to face the world. Here it is, have a look:

 Two things: the Authorship may not be accurate, and there is only one copy. If you want to read it get in touch and we will bring it to the dark ally of your choice.