People Who Did Us Wrong...
...The low life who washed there mouth out in the water fountain and left what was left of their lunch where your face goes. We really don't need to place our face inches away from the nasty mouth residue. For those that are unsure what we are talking about we have provided this diagram:
For whomever did this we have one thing to say...
We Rebuke you! If we find out who did this we are going to spit on the outside of your coffee cup!