SuperNatural Awarness...Troglodytes

Troglodytes

 

 

Troglodytes are humanoid reptilian creatures they have basic intelligence. They stand about 5ft in height, have a basic humanoid shape, they have three fingers and a thumb. The skin is tough leathery and they have lizard like tail and talons on their feet. Their skin pigment tones have the ability to change colour to match their surroundings much like that of a chameleon.
Troglodytes are a feudal race having warring tribes. They have very basic technology; they construct crude weapons such as flint axes and javelins. They are ferocious creatures that hunt down other creatures for meat. They were said to raid human settlements to capture the young for food.


Oh, and if you want to Google an image be careful or you will find things like this:

Yes, that is a chimp peeing.

Suppernatural awarness-Clurichaun

Clurichaun

The Clurichaun is the Leprechaun’s obscure drunken cousin


The Clurichaun is thought to be the surly drunken cousin of the famous Irish Leprechaun. Clurichauns are supposed to protect your wine cellar if you treat them well – but if you do not, they mess up your house and spoil your wine
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If you incur the wrath of a Clurichaun by stealing wine or being a drunkard, he will torment you endlessly, hiding in a cask to follow you wherever you move.

So basically, this is the brother-in-law of the Leprechaun world

Supernatural Awarness-Vampire Cat

VAMPIRE CAT

 

 

A hell spawn creature bent on vengeance. The resurrected feline with blood thirst is a result of having been killed by man with disrespect. It is said that the only way to prevent a cat form rising up from the dead ,if it has to be put down, is to treat it with respect and a proper burial service. Or to consume part of the cat before it is killed...
So, kill the pussy but be nice about it or before you kill the pussy you should eat it.

Moment of Zen...

 

 

The famous saying of Ch'ing-yüan Wei-hsin (Seigen Ishin):

老僧三十年前未參禪時、見山是山、見水是水、及至後夾親見知識、有箇入處、見山不是山、見水不是水、而今得箇體歇處、依然見山秪是山、見水秪是水

 

There, don't you feel better?

Telling you what to watch...

The Flash

 

 

We at State Controlled Media love superheroes, and everything associated with the genre. Movies, games, comics; It is all good.  Well, almost.

I bet you know who this is:

 

 

And I bet you know who this is:

 

 

And these guys:

 

So why is it every time Hollywood re-boots a superhero franchise they have to tell us the origin of the characters?

We all know what we need to know.

 

Which brings me to the Flash. Ironically the Flash could not get through the Origin Story fast enough. We all know the flash is the cat who can run really fast. As, if you needed to hear a mysterious bolt of lightning from a particle accelerator gave him super powers….yawn. The comics have given the Flash any number of powers over the years attributed to many different things and modified them as need for plot without having to start over and explain where the hell it came from.

AS for this Flash, he beat the bad guy (yes, it looks like a show that will set up a freak of the week scenario to give the Flash something to do) by…wait for it…running really fast.

 

 

 

Yup that’s it. He Usain Boldt’ed the bad guy into…getting shot by a cop. The police took out the bad guy. Something that could have happened at any point by the way. The Flash can be such an interesting character. But no, they made him a lovelorn, goody-two-shoes, who thinks his powers are “cool” oh and everybody knows who he is! Really, the mask who needs it no less than 5 people know for sure this guy runs fast.  Just don’t tell the girl he grew up with that thinks of him like a brother that he has the hots for….just ….eeewwww

 

 

Devine Duce!!!!

WE at State Controlled Media Cannot believe we did it! We missed the blogs anniversary!!!! SIX effen years!!!! And no you cannot point out that we took the better part of several years off.

We have not gone away and I wanted to take a moment to thank my team of editors who have helped so much over the years coming up with new and fresh Ideas:

 

Now you see why we go months without content.

 

And thank you to our loyal readers; both of you.

 

This is for you:

 

 

Sincerely

The Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor



The Hardest Journey...

There before me laid the grandest natural obstacle that had befallen any man. There was only one choice. I heard the voice in my head; you have to go on. My inner drive was giving me no choice, I knew what I would have to give up to continue.  I gazed upon the mountain an swallowed deep. It was so large I could no fathom ever reaching the summit. The journey up had to begin with the first step all that had to be done was to take it. Isn't that the hardest part? My feet did not want to move and my stomach was heavy. I wanted to conquer this behemoth more than almost anything. My lips were cracked and my mouth was dry even after drinking a large Diet Dew to celebrate my journey. It seemed like sweat was coming from my eyeballs.

After what seemed like an eternity, I did the impossible I took my first step up the mountain. Guess what happened? Nothing. It was just one step after another and another and another and another. Soon I was at the summit ready to descend it wasn't as fun as I hoped it would be nor as rewarding.

SCM Editor 8: Um...excuse me PSBE.
PSBE: Yes?
SCM Editor 8: Are you just describing working the stack of papers on your desk?
PSBE: Yes.
SCM E8: ........

Anyway, the Journey down was more perilous than the assent. Paper cuts abound, and I think editor 4 was lost to the deep craves of the confidential shred bin...

Telling you what to watch....

Fargo Season 1

A great show! The first episode was so good it made me sad that all TV is not like this. If Fargo the TV show was just a sequel to the movie, and episode one was it, the ending would have sucked but otherwise it would have been awesome! Billy Bob Thornton was amazing, Bilbo Baggins was amazing, Tom Hanks son was great, it was so quotable; “she has soft hands” “if you were a better salesman I would have bought you a better tie” “I turn around so I can imagine a real man” “you let a man beat you in front of his kids to teach him a lesson?” “Lester, have you been bad?”.

I know taken out of context they may not make much sense but you could still imagine. The whole series was like that; up to the second to last episode that had this: “Lester is this what you really want?”

it was good, so good. And that was it the last episode was kind of a let down but I have not been entertained as much in some time. I have watched several of the OSCAR nominated movies from last year and none of them were as good and none of the actors pulled off what Mr. Thornton was able to do.

If you have on demand and 10 spear hours I suggest giving it a try as the season is over and next year the cast will be different, so don't worry about not being able to keep track.

Hello...is anyone there?

We have been bad, its true... So its been about a year since the last post....I've been busy. More posts will be coming just want everyone to know we have thought about posting a lot...and then we thought again. So soon we will have new stuff.

See you soon...

PSBE