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Its that time of year...

Telling you who to avoid...

Bathroom ASSassin …

One year in the books…

Our one year anniversary has passed without a single note from anyone…just like we like it. State controlled media has been read in 36 countries (we counted territories and principalities) and by hundreds of different people (yeah, no matter how we tried to jazz that up it sounds lame). The perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor has planned some changes for the site in the near future. Some made a comment that we would not make it a year (they were thinking how lazy we are since this doesn’t cost us anything) but we are committed to the long haul. We want to make this site better everyday but the real world gets in the way ( you know: wife, kids, video games and sports). That is why the changes are coming. We have focused so long on one aspect of our combined personalities that we are missing out on so much.

Our ultimate goal is WORLD DOMINATION to have our own domain; you know get out of the Blogger realm. You will soon see a knew serial story posted and we are half through about 30 different post (we got lazy during writing them and moved on. Some is awesome like the angry fridge and the bathroom assassin).


So here is to one year in the books! Thanks to all of our sheeple devoted followers. We value you and your ideas for content and making the site better. 


UPDATE: It has been suggested that we should have posted more. Well we had exactly 364 posts last year. we posted plenty. Sure there were lean times but there were times-o-plenty as well. Is it our fault you people cannot ration?

Why Cats are better than dogs???

We at State Controlled Media have long held the standard that canines are far superior to felines in every significant or measurable way. We often destroy inhibit censor encourage opposing views and a contributing editor sent us this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXJ1sAQtaY&feature=player_embedded


We may have to rethink or stance. A State Controlled Media first.

PSBE

Telling you what to drive...

So Mrs. Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor just had to have a new vehicle, and by new we don't mean new-to-you type vehicle; but a brand new 2012 model year vehicle. She decided to sell the State Controlled Media people mover for something more fun and a little less practical. At first the PSBE was opposed to the idea of incurring dept but Mrs. PSBE persuaded him with a cogent argument delineated in protracted verse (i.e. he said no-she said YES).

So a vehicle shopping we at State Controlled Media went. Mrs. PSBE settled on this:

A Kia Soul

We like it. The PSBE being the PSBE noticed that the Kia is awfully similar to this:

The Land Rover Evoque

So we compared the models per his command order suggestion, and this s what we found:

The Kia has more listed passenger room. The front seat headroom for the KIA is 40.2 and the LR is 40.3 almost the same. The same is true for the back seat headroom 39.6 to 39.7. the height of the two vehicles is nearly identical 63.4 for the KIA and 64.4 for the LR; in fact the dimensions are separated by inches all the way around. So the size is nearly the same? Yes, even the cargo space is comparable at 19.3 cubic feet for the KIA compared to 20.3 for the LR.

So, what separates them? How about 29 MPG (KIA) compared to 19 (LR)? How about 20k for the KIA and 44k for a LR? Seriously! The Kia has loads of technical gizmos like backup cameras, traction control, sat nav, lights that flash along with you satellite radio and many other sundries. So, you the consumer can get a vehicle nearly identical in size and feature and style for half as much. Skimp on leather seats and steering wheel and you can get one for well under $20,000!

So, by now you have guessed we want you to buy the KIA over the Land Rover...

Wrong. The Land Rover is bigger, faster, more expensive and IT'S A FREAKIN LAND ROVER! It has 4wd and can go just about anywhere. It was once estimated that the first vehicle that was seen most of the worlds population was a Land Rover. You cannot get more Iconic than that and this on was designed by Victoria (posh spice) Beckham. So what if the both have the same engine the LR has a turbo!

Adventures of our SPECIAL Editor...