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Saturday, March 10, 2012

Another Random Fact...

Birth Control is 100% Effective. There has never been a recorded incident of failure.

(Note: Random facts may or may not be actual facts. It is entirely possible that the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor just made it up...)

Tell us what you think...

AT the bottom of the page is a poll. We are asking you to take a second a select a topic you would be interested in for future posts.

As you may or may not know the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor has a Yamaha T max. This a scooter; a type of scooter referred to as a "maxi Scooter". There has been a lot of debate on the "coolness" factor of riding a super scoot. So we at State Controlled Media decide that since the PSBE learns visually we would make a simple picture for him to illustrate our thinking:

So there you have it. I think it explains it rather

well. It doesn't help when he wants to wear leathers while riding, which it would not be so bad in itself but the leathers he wants to wear are these:

Somebody Stop him!

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Welcome to SCM Shakira...

As you may know, we at State Controlled Media track what countries our website is being viewed in. (It has been brought to our attention that the Big Scary Editor it freaky insane about privacy and uses an IP scrambler to mask where he is viewing the internet. We think that this more about getting free TV than anything else). Recently, a view from the country of Columbia registered on the stats page. To the PSBE this meant only one thing…Shakira was looking at the blog. We tried to explain that Columbia is a country of 46 million and the likelihood of Shakira being the one person who was looking was highly unlikely; but we could tell we had already lost him. He had a dreamy look in his eyes and you could almost see a thought bubble above his head with this image: