Our special Editor has been adamant that we do top ten lists...or any list.
So we at State Controlled Media have decided to head her advice and do a top ten list.
Here are the reasons we have not done a top ten list before and why we probably will never do one again.
10. We are barely clever enough to come up with one salient point about any given subject.
9. Our attention span is so short; keeping a train of thought through 10 points is nearly..
8. Sorry, we were watching Person of Interest (see#9).
7. We are already bored with this.
6. We cheat a lot. (we know that is not real a point germane to the topic)
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4. It was our special editor's idea and that makes us not to want to do it.
3. Gas prices, NFL combine, Daytona 500, NASCAR, Lin-Sanity, Hot nude girls
2. Are we not done yet?
1. THE Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor hates arbitrary lists...
So there you have it. Our first/last top ten list.
A word on spell check. Spell check always gives us fits. Sometimes we use words that are not in common vernacular and spell check doesn't like it. We often make usage errors and spell check doesn't care. It haste when we type SCM or PSBE but, it has no problem with Lin-Sanity...just saying.
(Editor NOTE: Stay tuned for the top ten reasons why the PSBE is awesome)
