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Welcome new coutries

To date State Controlled Media has been read in 25 countries. We would like to welcome all of you to the fold. You are obviously the most sophisticated, creative and advanced people in the world. So to all of our new readers (and yes one hit counts) welcome!

SCM Holliday

The most auspicious of holidays (soon to be a national holiday) has come and passed. We at State Controlled Media would like to take a moment to address it. In case you missed it-and judging by our empty email account many of you had-We recently celebrated the birth of the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor. He had pre pared a short missive about turning another year older but we felt it was way, way to depressing. A sample: There has been but a paltry 13,505 sunrises in my life. I hath but not seen a handful of the most glorious and astonishing thing to happen each day. A reminder of creation that every morning that goes ignored by most and appreciated by too few. A sphere of utter energy breaks the horizon and the warmth of the glowing globe hits you face and enlivens you from 93 million miles away; a controlled explosion that is the most pivotal ingredient in the soup that is our life. The ancients worshiped the sun and gave it the reverence it deserved, planning their whole existence around its meanderings through the heavens…

Blah, blah, blah we were like who do you think you are Thoreau?  He gets like that this time of year and in fact asked that his birthday not be recognized. Our argument being that all great heads of state have a nationally celebrated birthday. The first step is to acknowledge that you do indeed have a birthday. The PSBE agreed to acknowledge that he HAD a birthday. So happy belated birthday PSBE! Too all our dedicated followers, the problem is that the PSBE does not share well and he kind of has to play second fiddle to Jesus. We asked is there one thing we-your contributing editors and followers can get you he replied that  there was, “Tomorrow look at the sunrise…”

Justin Bieber, coupons, Christmas,Happy birthday tome, happy birthday to me 

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The Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor need a new Fedora. Something for the spring/summer. Any sugestions where to buy one are needed. Let us know...

Another Reason Dogs are Better Than Cats

Dogs Don't Hate Santa Claus

Another Reason Dogs are Better Than Cats

 

Dogs Don't disguise themselves as reindeer in order to destroy Christmas

A True Story...

State Controlled Media has an official dog. It is a dog that cost the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor a lot of money; while still being a mutt. We have to give credit to where it is due. Somewhere someone came up with the term ‘designer dog’ to describe mutts and they were able to charge a lot of money for something that was normally given away.  Anyway, it is a well-known fact that the PSBE has a fondness for M&M’s (any type will due; although PSBE father is a strict peanut man).  Just about every evening the PSBE likes to sit in the SCM recliner and throw back a few M&Ms. 

 Eventually he misses his mouth and that is when the PSBE dog does her magic.

You see through magic or the science behind making a designer dog she seems to have gained super powers. This also could be the reason behind her not shedding and the drain from the SCM budget for grooming (the money disappears like magic). The PSBE speculates that the origins of her super powers are evil. You see, when the PSBE drops an M&M the dog breaks the sound barrier to get to the M&M before the PSBE can get out of his chair

Then, breaking all of natural laws, the PSBE Dog goes to warp speed to avoid the retrieval of said M&M.

By this time the candy is no longer edible and the treat has lost all of its potential deliciousness. But chocolate is bad for dogs so we do our best to keep her from eating it. Somehow while travailing at warp speed the dog can still consume food. The PSBE believes that it is evil at work due to his M&M deprivation. We believe he has been out smarted by a dog.