Update People who did us wrong: Branson edition

A contributing editor made a haiku in honor of the toast post:

Made toast for the girls
Old lady took it away
Must make toast again

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People Who Did us Wrong: Branson Edition

Overall we thought the People of the City of Branson were polite and helpful. The visitors to the fine city were a mixed bag though. Some instances were plain rudeness (like old people cutting in lines), some were strange or surreal (like the teen boy leaning on the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor), and one incident in particular was both. A B!t@H stole our toast. We were at our hotel and the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor was making raisin toast for daughter #1. An elderly lady walked up and took the toast from the toaster and walked away...while smiling at us! I mean what the hell? Its not like there was not a loaf of bread right there. I guess that with so few hours left on Earth she could not stand to wait the time it took to to toast bread...we hope you are happy with your purloined

toast, we hope it did not taste bitter and was hard to swallow with all that sadness and regret that it was buttered with.

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Telling you what to eat, Branson edition...

Mrs. Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor and daughter Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor #’s 1 and 2 enjoyed a giant cinnamon roll in Silver Dollar City. This Cinnamon roll was so enticing that while we waited for Mother Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor to get her electric scooter (more on that later) it seemed every 5^th person stopped, smelling the aroma coming from the bakery and said “Oh, that smells good.” So we thought about telling you if you do nothing else drive, fly, boat or hitchhike to Branson to try these. That is until the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor spotted this:

It is common knowledge that Éclairs are a superior form of all pastries but the fine folks at Eva & Delilah's Bakery have taken it to a new level. It has Custard and whipped cream! Just look at it…LOOK AT IT! What else do we have to say?