We at State Controlled Media love celebrity endorsements. We recognize that you cannot build a following of the people unless someone famous tells the people to do it. So we figured what a better spokes person than a fictitious character? They will say whatever we want, so our first endorsement is brought to you via a vampire named Eric Northman (in the spirit of supernatural awareness month). This is also filling a request of a contributing editor as well as a venial attempt at pleasing Mrs.Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor. So, you have been told what to do...
