We had a suggestion for the State Controlled Media store, The conversation went like this:
Contributing Editor: Hey, PSBE!
PSBE: You may speak.
CE: I have an Idea for the SCM store:
PSBE: You have intrigued us; prey continue.
CE: One word, Birth control!
PSBE side note (Insert facepalm here)
So I took the sugestion under advismnent, only I cannot figure how to bottle my personality.