Wednesday, November 30, 2011

What to watch...Muppets



There is nothing more for us to say. It is a Muppet movie and it is great. That is not why we wrote this post. A contributing editor claimed she did not want to watch the Muppet Movie, understandable (not really). When the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor ever so gently queried as to why, she responded “I don't like going to the movies.”

What the F??? Don't Like going to the movies. Saying I don't want to go to the Muppet Movie is saying, “no thank you I don't like Pizza.” And when pressed why you don't like pizza you say “I hate life in general”

We at State Controlled Media pity you and your sad existence.