She's Comming...

11-11-11 She has an important message for everyone!

Either way we all win...

The Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor is obsessed with our international traffic. Last night he woke the neighbors with shouts of joy. During one of his many late night trips to urinate he checked the blog traffic on his way back to bed, he found that we had a new country to list so in honor of them he wanted to list some of his favorite things from that country.

So here it is:

 

Once we saw the country and the list we had to give the PSBE a clarification.

PSBE: You mean…this:

US: yes.

At this point the PSBE could only think of the meatballs and this:

So we pointed out a few wonderfull things about the country:

And best of all:

So the SCM informal comparison of the Swiss and Swedish culture that happened accidentally results in a sweedish victory. Welcome to SCM Sweden!

Free stuff--almost...

We at State Controlled Media had a meeting last night. We were focused on ways to generate traffic to the website (the comment: “write better material” was not appreciated Mrs. Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor). Coming up with good material is nice but if no one is going to the site then it is wasted. We have decided to just keep doing the bare minimum. We decided on a subscriber drive.  Now that we decided on what to call it we still had no idea how to achieve it. So the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor did what he does best; he stole an idea. The first ten new subscribers will get a free 5 year subscription to State Controlled Media. For every person you get to subscribe you will get an additional year free subscription up to a cap of twenty-five years. Avery person you sign up will also get a free year and they will get a year for every person they sign up.

All you have to do for this glorious prize is hit the “join this site” button. It’s that easy. So good luck!

Update: We work on the honor system so just tell us how many people you have signed up and we will believe you.

Update #2: here is a picture of the only way to deal with a cat:

Your Dialy Binary Inspiration

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Hypocho...something

We at State Controlled Media are a sickly bunch. The Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor expresses his surprise everyday when most of us actually make it into work.  We thought about listing the various diagnosis but we figure it would be more fun to list the symptoms and you can fill in with the disease.

Editor 1: caffeine causes heart palpitations and near death.

Editor 2: part of heart removed, seems to be turning inside out.

Editor 3: May have a brain tumor (we believe that he just wants one really, really bad)

Editor 4: goes near a chocolate bar and can’t sit down for a week.

Editor 5,6,7,8: Mentally handicapped (they really are just probably stupid).

Editor 9: if she ever sobers up will ask her if she has an ailment.

Editor 10: we are pretty sure that he is a very sick man. It could be that he is just old bald and creepy.

Editor 11: We were sure that nothing could kill this man, until he ate a peanut and crawled into a fetal position and cried for a few hours.

And in the interest of fairness the PSBE has hemorrhoids (which is the stupidest spelled word!!) now this is not a symptom but because the PSBE is a giant asshole this is a crippling condition…  

From The Bob and Tom Show

This photo is supposed to represent the host of a radio show hitting on a pretty lady. We at State Controlled Media couldn't help but notice that it looks a lot like our contributing editors having a night on the town. Judge for yourself:

Clarification

We at State Controlled Media have jobs. These jobs prevent us from working on the blog full time. Even the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor has to work for a living. Often our content is a tad rushed or in short supply. But, when we take longer to do posts and original or slightly un-original pictures you people complain the posts are not coming fast enough. Fair enough. The consensus is quanaty over quality and let us tell you we know how to sacrifice quality; most of us at SCM work for the government! So we will strive to bring you the most mediocre content we can and do it quickly!

Thank you for your continued support.

Note from contributing editors: Things that work also interrupts…

Sleeping, gaming, sloth, recreational drug use, alcoholism (editor note: no it doesn’t), hangovers, unprotected sexual encounters (editor note: only a little), smoking after said encounters, work avoidance, talking to yourself, looking for another job, online classes, Sudoku, vacation, talking on the phone/texting, napping, meditation, and stalking.