Telling you what to watch-Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World…

A long drawn out narrative would not do any good here. The movie is so diverse that we at State Controlled Media  feel the best way to do this is to list the reasons to watch:

-Crazy Ex girlfriends each with unique idiosyncrasies.

-Crazy Ex boyfriends each with special ass kicking powers.

-Righteous punkish rock soundtrack.

-Lesbian half Ninja

-Asian catholic school girl who kicks ass and is a little crazy.

-Massive video game references.

-Director Kevin Smith said that after watching the movie “nobody is going to understand what the fuck just hit them.”

So there you have it. It is by far the most unique movie we have ever seen. In an effort to be balanced here are a few reasons that you may hate the movie:

-Crazy Ex girlfriends each with unique idiosyncrasies.

-Crazy Ex boyfriends each with special ass kicking powers.

-Righteous punkish rock soundtrack.

-Lesbian half Ninja

-Asian catholic school girl who kicks ass and is a little crazy.

-Massive video game references.

-Director Kevin Smith said that after watching the movie “nobody is going to understand what the fuck just hit them.”

What to watch...Muppets

There is nothing more for us to say. It is a Muppet movie and it is great. That is not why we wrote this post. A contributing editor claimed she did not want to watch the Muppet Movie, understandable (not really). When the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor ever so gently queried as to why, she responded “I don't like going to the movies.”

What the F??? Don't Like going to the movies. Saying I don't want to go to the Muppet Movie is saying, “no thank you I don't like Pizza.” And when pressed why you don't like pizza you say “I hate life in general”

We at State Controlled Media pity you and your sad existence.

Heck Updatted

Read and enjoy...that is an order.

From the Desk of the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor...

We had a suggestion for the State Controlled Media store, The conversation went like this:

Contributing Editor: Hey, PSBE!
PSBE: You may speak.
CE: I have an Idea for the SCM store:
PSBE: You have intrigued us; prey continue.
CE: One word, Birth control!
PSBE side note (Insert facepalm here)

So I took the sugestion under advismnent, only I cannot figure how to bottle my personality.

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Happy Birthday

We at State Controlled Media make it a Comandment Law Order policy not to acknowlege individuals. But since we have supreme authority of all mankind!!! run the site we can break the rules...

Today, the 30^th of November, is the birthday of a major influence of the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor. Like the PSBE Samuel Langhorne Clemens was born in the great state of Missouri. Mr. Clemens was an abject failure at everything he tried until he took pen to paper and began to point out the fallacies, vanities and hypocrisies of the human condition. As the PSBE has learned it is possible to say anything you want and be as harsh as you like as long as the object of your intended ire also laughs, or that there is enough people around to laugh and swear that you meant no harm. Mr. Clemens often took positions that were outside of what would be socially acceptable at the time and to this day seem a little out of place (on the other hand many of us would be out of place in anytime). We believe that Mr. Clemens was celebrated in his time only because no one knew what else to do with him…the execution of smart asses is generally frowned upon.  His wit is unequalled and his style is unmatched 100 years since his death. So without his knowledge or consent (just the way we like it), Mark Twain is an honorary contributor to the site. If he were still alive we would not acknowledge his existence and we would take credit for his work. If he were here we hope he would call this blog irreverent, coarse, vulgar, and ribald.

Explaining the Lack of Posts

 We apologize for nothing...


BTW-HECK was updated.