We at State Controlled Media want to send out a special thanks to all of our supporters who have made it possible for us to amass this kind of wealth. This is the entire SCM treasury, on the very desk of the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor. We started our store in hopes of raising funds; We pretended to offer you products and you pretended to want to buy them. Mission accomplished; we now have more money than ever. In reality most of it came from the corners of the desk drawer of the Perpetual Supreme Benevolent Editor, the parking lot of the Dollar Tree, stuck to the bottoms of our shoes and yes we raided our children's piggy bank (its OK, they said they didn't want them as they only like “silver money”).
