In this case it is more of a how to eat. We at State Controlled Media believe that pie is dangerous. Sure it can be fun to dive right in but we think that a precaution is in order so you should always put a fruit roll-up on your pie before you eat. Not only does it make sense it tastes great and can be good fun! Under no circumstances should you heat up the roll-up before applying it to the pie nor should you heat the pie with a fruit roll-up attached; things could get messy. Don't confuse this with pancake fruit rolls or fruit filled tortilla which are both fine ideas but this is a different application. You see a pre-warmed pie, apply fruit roll up, eat, enjoy!
Note From the Perpetual Benevolent Supreme Editor: This recipe has never been sampled by most of us at State Controlled Media and is the creation of one contributing editor. We suspect this came from the Japanese. Oh...Uh...Twilight saga, Jersey Shore, Tyler Lautner, Selina and Justin kissing.
UPDATE!! Another contributing editor suggested that Fruit Roll-Ups work equally well on a muffin.
